Of nut trees and BlackBerries

I had a little nut tree,
Nothing would it bear,
But a silver BlackBerry
And a golden pear.

The King of Spain's daughter
Came to visit me,
And all for the sake
Of my Black Berry.

I skipped over the water,
I danced over the sea,
And all the birds that's in the air,
they couldn't catch me.

I dropped it in the briny
I dried in in the sun
My BlackBerry rebooted!
It's such good fun.

I got back all my messages
and wish that I had not,
they tell me that my project
is quickly going to rot.

I have a little BlackBerry
nothing would it bear
but a lot of trouble
and a loss of hair.