Biblical nonsense (read it like a rap)

Adam and Eve went into the woods to taste the forbidden fruit
Adam forgot to dress upright in a pinstriped gentleman’s suit
God the Almighty took offence at the sight of his nude behind
And he didn’t miss that Eve’s behind appeared to be much in his mind

He threw them out in a terrible rage to fend for themselves in the wild
But they didn’t care for the Paradise Lost ‘cause the weather was certainly mild
They ate the fruit and gave some to the snake for its services to the couple
And a recipe they bequeathed to us for forbidden fruit-pie and apple

So Genesis goes, the biblical book with its countless stories of scandal
Until Monty Python enlightened the masses with The Life of Brian’s sandal
The story of Adam and Eve was made to remind us of our beginnings
And God the Almighty is 4 bn years old – he’s had an amazing innings

R-over...

Rover UK Official Website
"This site is currently suspended" :-( It feels like ringing the bell of your girlfriend's flat and the caretaker responding that she's moved out leaving no forwarding address or other contact details. I now have a classic car; out of production, dodgy dealer providing Rover maintenance before he goes bust; uncertainty about all sorts of extended warranties for which I paid money... The Rover 75 "last British car" I own rusts away, now worth £0 until nostalgia pushes its price up to something covering the cost of disposal.

Nuclear submarine runs aground in London

On its way upstream from the Thames estuary, this sub has run aground in Kew. Thousands of visitors have flocked to the site. It has become a major attraction.

Vanishing point

“Speed away! Speed away! You’ve a long way to go.
You should have left this place a long time ago”.

What’s the point? I can see no point ...in rushing.
The point is vanishing however fast you travel towards it.
There’s no point...

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nIceBox won't make me rich :-(

http://diktyoma.blogspot.com/2005/02/nicebox-my-answer-to-mofts-hot-product.html
My new invention, described in 'my other blog', has failed to attract any interest from Venture Capitalists. Such an obvious potential success! They should be falling over each other with unlimited offers of dosh. How am I going to build a prototype without it?