Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Google-induced nostalgia

I've been google-mapping my birthplace. The old roads are still there; some new ones appear and some road-names changed. I remember lucidly who lived where, the shops, the un-built areas where we played as baby-boom children, how long it took me to walk to school (through a railway yard as a short-cut!)...
Only... all my folks are dead and all my childhood friends long forgotten. I 'escaped' very young and never went back. Google brought me the opportunity for nostalgia. I thought of making up an old map but will have nobody with whom to share it. I will dump it in the family wiki to be discovered by my descendants, if they take an interest. I don't suppose anybody cares.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

The miracle of music

Just listen to Kyle Coleman, people. If you don't know much about autism, click on the title and you may learn something interesting.
Autism it is not a recent middle-class preoccupation; it has always been there (without a name) and it may affect anybody, sometimes to a degree where normal communication is impossible. That is because 'normal' to most of us means verbal. There are obviously other channels that are not inhibited in autistics. Music appears to achieve the seemingly impossible. Just listen to Kyle!

A home for Romani?

As a 'gorgio' I often wondered why there has never been a strong Romani movement for a 'home' such as Zionism was for Jews. Would it be called Romanism? Ziganism? Would it pursue a virtual 'nomad's land' where Roma would feel free to roam and stay or settle as they wish, without persecution?

Jews certainly can survive and thrive in isolation, as their history shows. So, a land of their own made sense. Could Romani survive in isolation? Would they farm the land, manufacture, export/import, bank and defend themselves, apart from crafting, trading and acting as a marvellous carrier of culture across the nations with which they interact?

I must admit, the idea of a autonomous 'Romanistan' somewhere in the Indian Subcontinent sounds completely absurd to me, much as I detest their treatment by non-Romani wherever they want to stay or live.

Friday, September 17, 2010

How (not) to plan folk dancing performances

Ever got involved in folk dancing? Ever tried to plan a public performance picking dancers from a mix-ability side?

Assume you have a repertory from which you select the dances for the event and sort them in sessions. Since -as I presume- you have the dancers x dances matrix, it can be used for a variety of other purposes:

1. Grading of competence from 0 (none) to 4 (expert), for self-marking and foremen's marking. We could even introduce an anonymised group-wide measure Sum(i,j) to track aggregate learning progress and get the aggregate published monthly.
2. Marking of preference from 0 (hate). 1 (will do under duress), 2 (can do any time), 3 (like), 4 (favourite).
3. Given #1 and #2, calculate Aspiration gap; i.e. difference between preference level and competence level. E.g. in my case: Banks of the Dee Preference 4 but competence 3, a gap of 1; Vandals, Preference 2 but competence 4, a gap of -2. This will guide dancers into what to concentrate and foremen on how to plan events coverage in a way that keeps dancers happy but also raise the aggregate experience.
4. WAIT! It gets WORSE... To do 1,2 and 3, 'all' you need is a number of Excel licenses for all dancers and a short 3-day course in basic maths, after which 'everybody' will love to do nothing but calculate the odds just before every dance, in order to decide the impact of the particular instance on their projected aspiration gap.
5. Aspiration gap projection is less trivial than the above: One could introduce a feedback agility policy, from 0 (no feedback), 1 (feedback yearly), 2 (feedback per event ~ 'huddle'), 3 (after every dance ~ 'didn't you do well!'), 4 (...DURING the dance ~ "Oi!!"). The perceived aspiration gap at any time provides feedback into the next performance; i.e. how one performs is influenced by what she thinks she could achieve by putting a lot or little effort.
6. Now it gets a bit trickier but it is quite rewarding: If you get the feedback policy wrong, you might end up destabilising one's progress. So, the use of stability theory to ascertain stability of each dancer is essential. You might need some more licenses for a control system design tool - Excel won't do that on its own.
7. And now the ICING ON THE CAKE: Having got everybody familiar and confident in the selection of competence, preference, aspiration gap, feedback policy, etc. we could attempt to orchestrate the process across all dancers simultaneously. This is now a Dynamical System, for which you can seek mathematical treatment by Profs George MacFarlane who once taught me this stuff quite some time ago. That was not for designing dancing 'grids' but things like electrical power grids, oil pipelines and chemical plants.
8. Alternatively, you could burn this blog post, phone the nearest Mental Health institution to send two men in white coats for me and ...pick dances and dancers out of a flowery straw hat as Morris people have been doing for centuries.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Which side?

Womb - playground - school - work - family - garden(ing) - cemetery.
Inside - outside - inside - outside - inside - countryside - suicide.
Not long now. Who will notice?

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Helpful warning


While you are diving to your death...

Cool thoughts for a hot summer

video

You must admit: This is cool!

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

-free...-less... de-...

Alcohol-free wine, lactose-free milk, sugarless sweets, decaffeinated coffee, artificial insemination, immaculate conception... Where's the substance in all that?

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Grand vistas? This one isn't!

I love grand vistas... This one sucks. It comes from Microsoft. I tried to update with SP1 after a number of mishaps with is compatibility with several popular tools. Several attempts failed. Having despaired I resorted to M$oft support. The advice was to trurn off a number of 'things' and 'prepare' by installing dozens of patches. I was left with a wrecked system that I had to rescue and rebuild from scratc.
Grand vistas? This one isn't!